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Arbor Beer-scope: Taurus 2023


It's time to embrace your inner bull, as Taurus season has arrived! With spring in full bloom, it's the perfect opportunity to tap into the strength and resilience that come with being born under this sign.


As the stars align, you may feel a sense of comfort and relaxation settling in, urging you to slow down and appreciate the simple pleasures in life. With Venus as your ruling planet and Mercury retrograde in full swing, it's an ideal moment to reflect, re-evaluate, and prioritize your goals and personal growth. Take this chance to indulge in life's finer things!


Taurus, you're known for being in control and steady as a rock. With your planetary placements, you're seeking good company, good vibes, and even good beer like Smooth Criminal, which is just as smooth as you are.


This beer boasts a unique blend of lavender flowers and local forest honey, with an aroma that's like your confident demeanour—present and noticeable, but never overpowering. The honey adds sweetness and indulgence, much like your Taurus nature, but it's never cloying or overbearing. Like you, this beer is always balanced and controlled. Plus, the rolled oats provide a creamy and luxurious mouthfeel, just like how you handle every situation with ease.


But don't let its gentle aroma fool you; this beer has a wild side, just like a Taurus. Its lack of bitterness makes it the perfect complement to spicy dishes, providing a sweet relief from the heat just as you often provide a calming influence in chaotic situations.


So why not raise a glass to celebrate the start of a new season, Taurus style? You truly are a smooth criminal, and this beer is your perfect partner in crime.


Cheers to a season filled with good company, good vibes, and, of course, good beer!






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